Dear Creeper (insert that long ass number here)
Oh how I lept for joy when I realized that you were back in my life. The moment I got the page to come to the front to help a customer my heart stopped. Somehow I knew that this was the day that i would get a second chance at love! I feel as though I didn't represent myself well before! Of course you asking me, in front of your son, if my key went to anything mysterious shouldn't have been taken at all in a creepy way!! I realize that now. Which is why when you came back into my life I was ecstatic! I must admit that I was just being coy when I didn't seem to recognize you upon your obvious recognition of me. When you told me (in what I can only hope to be your bedroom voice) that you would always recognize me because of my key I was so happy!!! Yes!!! Finally a guy who would remember me for my on the the surface S&M tendencies!! I have to tell you that being that close to you again made my heart race! And while I led you to the book you were looking for, in the kids dept so I'm assuming it was for your son again, I could feel your loving gaze behind me. When I had to walk away from you for a second time in my life I was cursing myself! How could I just let myself walk away from what could be my last chance at true love!! Perhaps the 3rd time you come into my store I will have the courage to let your creepiness overtake me! Until then, my love, we will always have the Newberry Section.
Devotingly Yours.
