Dearest Sideballs~
Oh where to start? The night I first night I laid eyes on you, you took my breath away! I only wish I hadn't been surrounded by my friends so that I could have adequately portrayed my true feelings! Seeing you all laid out in all your glory like that was a sight that I will never be able to erase from my memory (no matter how hard I may try). If I could take back ever seeing you I would, if only for the reason that I wouldn't have to go through the painful longing...
Sorry we missed our chance. Perhaps at the next bachelorette party.
Longingly Yours~
MarenBoBarren
P.S. Out of love my dearest I think that someday soon you should see a doctor about your "situation"
