I just wanted to thank you for starting my morning off right the other day. I was walking through the parking lot at 8 am thinking to myself "man, I wish something would happen right now that would make my whole day completely awesome" when thankfully, you granted my wish. It truly was fate that brought me into your presence. I was heading in a straight line through the rows of cars, when two massive SUVs were parked so close together I had to veer around them in order to get past. This magical twist of fate is what lead me right past your car. Thankfully I just happened to look down into the car as I was passing and see you two in a passionate love embrace. Okay...so maybe Mr. Love Bird was stretched out in the front drivers seat while Ms. Love Bird was giving Little Mr. Love Bird some extra special attention. Either way...accidentally seeing someone start their boyfriend's morning off right was JUST what I needed at 8 in the morning. I am so glad you decided to do all this in the middle of a busy parking lot, in broad daylight, in a car that didn't even have tinted windows. Giving your boyfriend head in private would have just ruined all the fun. So thank you, Love Birds...you really made my day...you filled my heart with joy and my day with a never ending source of happiness....you put a spring in my step, and you really made me smile. And by smile, I mean puke in my mouth.
I hope to see you around campus sometime.
I'll be sure to bring a toothbrush
Love always,
AshHole
No comments:
Post a Comment