**this one is my newest old one from my old blog, it's actual date is May twenty-ninth**
Dear Joe #347
I'm sorry if you believe me to be a bitch now. I can see how me saying you were about 4 years and 6 inches too short for me warranted such behavior. You must be thinking it's because I'm some crazy uber bitch, but really I just feared the intimate love that you and I could have had. Clearly you must know that I don't deem myself worthy of affection such as yours. It is, as you said, "my effing loss!" For that, I'm severely and eternally disappointed. I will now express my sadness by swearing off all men and going to live in the mountains to pine for you forever.
Eternally Yours.
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